Privacy Policy

This is a legally required notice. However…

Are you under 13 years of age? Then with all the respect we can muster, please leave. (We don’t really mean that – we just have to say it. But please don’t let us know you’re here.)

If you are over 13 years of age, we’re glad you’re here. You may use this site without providing any personal information. If you elect to optin to our newsletter, an offer, request for more information, or purchase a product, you are implicitly giving us permission to contact you. And we will. :) You will have the option to optout, or stop receiving our information, on each and every email we send to you.

We do NOT share your information with any third party. We respect your privacy and understand that our website revolves around a very sensitive and personal topic. We will treat your private, personal information with the utmost confidence. Did I mention we respect your privacy?

If you leave a comment on our blog, Facebook page, Twitter or other social media, that comment will be made public. You have been warned. (Please note – We *will* edit or remove information we consider to be too personal or revealing.)

We collect and protect your personal information via an encrypted service provider.

We do collect NON-personal information on site traffic (not you specifically!) using sites like Google Analytics (and others) and may run third party ads or social connect services that track user behavior (NOT personally identifying information).

If you do not wish your site usage to be tracked, you may disable cookies on your computer. Our use of the data is in compliance with all applicable laws, regulations and industry guidelines.

Our attorney refers to himself as a ‘slimy bastard.’ We agree. If you have questions, concerns or comments, please come to us directly. Email

We reserve the right to change this policy at any time and without notice. Come back to this page to check for updates.

This policy and the use of this site are governed by Texas state law.

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